Introducing duck-o-suction: The simple solution for vegetarians

Ok, so something I saw on twitter reminded me I wrote this. It was a fair while ago… but still fun. ~When advertisements go too far: below, readers will find a satirical advertisement, delving into things better left buried~ Has there been a time when your animal-free diet has gone astray? Maybe those chips just…

Monotremes and writing

Hello internet! It’s been a fair while since I last posted, and since my views shot up recently, I thought I’d better write something. Writing wise, I’ve been working on a new long story, inspired by a prompt a friend came up with (Cheers Senatine! She’s got a cool Instagram, @officialsenatine, by the way). The…

Drifting

She who was friend Is no longer Wish I could the truth bend But alas, the friendship becomes no more Than an intricate sculpture of glass   We hit an impasse Left each other behind in time Somehow, the friendship mattering not any more, worth not a dime We were the best of friends, we…

Flight of the Heart

(I wrote this in the notes on my phone more than a year ago now. It was at 3 in the morning when I couldn’t sleep, and I got a little carried away, hence the length. I’ve edited it a tad to post it here – my 3am self didn’t grammar very well… It’s kind…

Dihydrogen Monoxide

(backpost, 23rd of June 2015, originally appeared on thesomniare.com) ~How the media is deceiving you~ Dihydrogen Monoxide – you probably haven’t even heard of it, am I right? Well, let me tell you a bit about it in its three different forms. As a solid, it can spread across roads in fine, smooth layers, causing…

Anonymity on the Internet – the dog edition.

(backpost, 23rd of June 2015, originally appeared on thesomniare.com) ~These days, we all use the internet… unless we’ve been living under the rock… but the question on everyone’s lips is: on the internet, do people know whether or not you’re a dog? ~ I mean, haven’t we all seen this picture floating around? In all…